Mako Services, Inc. Welcomes New Employee!

Codename: Indian (Agent I)

Agent I hails to us from the exotic land of Queens to take over the role of Independent Consultant for Foreign Affairs. Having spent several years performing covert ops in the Middle East, Agent I brings to Mako Services, Inc. an in depth knowledge of desert survival, explosives, hand-to-hand combat, throwing knives, and the meditative practice of Yoga. His early years interning with the Russian KGB will make him a vital asset in the Eastern European region.

Expertly trained by Pai Mei in the art of breaking through walls with limited space to maneuver, carrying buckets of water on his back, and speaking in Russian, Indian, Greek, and British accents, Agent I is responsible for gathering intel and the internationals affairs of Mako Services, Inc., including overseas marketing and investments, negotiations with our foreign clientele, defense strategies, and other areas of a special and confidential nature, operating primarily out of Mako Services, Inc.’s office on The Continent.

Agent I currently holds a double BA in “Eastern European Linguistics” and “Middle Eastern Linguistics,” as well as a Masters in “Russian History” from Oxford University.

CLOSED – Independent Consultant for Foreign Affairs

*THIS POSITION HAS BEEN FILLED*

Seeking an intelligent, articulated, and professional individual that is well-versed in international affairs and gathering intel. Must be able to perform the duties prescribed efficiently while operating unsupervised from any location deemed necessary. Must be able to travel to the Corporate Office located in New York when necessary. This position expects the individual to work closely and often collaboratively with its Domestic Affairs counterpart. Excellent computer skills and a college degree are required. Must be willing to travel frequently at a moment’s notice, be in possession of a US Passport, and able to speak multiple languages.

Knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and Microsoft Office, capable of handling state-of-the-art technology, firearms, and explosives firearms are preferred. Speaking in a Russian and/or Indian accent is a plus.

To request application, please send an email containing your contact information and one will be sent promptly.

Wanted – Elimination Consultant

Seeking a highly independent and adaptable individual with excellent problem-solving skills and an extensive knowledge of foreign languages and politics to eliminate any external conflicts or issues that may affect Mako Services, Inc.’s operations and clientele. Must be willing to travel frequently at a moment’s notice, be in possession of a US Passport, capable of handling state-of-the-art technology and explosives, and able to work quickly and efficiently in an oftentimes high-stress and chaotic environment. A college degree is required.

Expertise in short-range and long distance elimination tactics is preferred.

A physical assessment will be conducted prior to the interviewing process.

To request application, please send an email containing your contact information, your mothers maiden name, copy of a valid picture ID and Social Security card and one will be sent promptly.