Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Wanted - Special Ops Assistant

Seeking an adaptable individual, capable of handling confidential matters discreetly and with poise, to support the Chief Executive Officers of Mako Services, Inc. Must be able to multi-task, willing to travel frequently and at a moment's notice, be in possession of a US Passort, and work productively in a high-stress environment. Minimum K-9 education required. Higher education recommended and a bonus!

Experience in demolitions and atomic and viral warfare, training in hand-to-hand combat, firearms, knife fighting, and knowledge of the dark arts, dinosaurs, sharks, zombies, vampires and foreign languages are all a plus.

To request application, please send an email containing your contact information and one will be sent promptly.

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