Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Mako Services, Inc. Welcomes New Employee!

Codename: Indian (Agent I)

Agent I hails to us from the exotic land of Queens to take over the role of Independent Consultant for Foreign Affairs. Having spent several years performing covert ops in the Middle East, Agent I brings to Mako Services, Inc. an in depth knowledge of desert survival, explosives, hand-to-hand combat, throwing knives, and the meditative practice of Yoga. His early years interning with the Russian KGB will make him a vital asset in the Eastern European region.

Expertly trained by Pai Mei in the art of breaking through walls with limited space to maneuver, carrying buckets of water on his back, and speaking in Russian, Indian, Greek, and British accents, Agent I is responsible for gathering intel and the internationals affairs of Mako Services, Inc., including overseas marketing and investments, negotiations with our foreign clientele, defense strategies, and other areas of a special and confidential nature, operating primarily out of Mako Services, Inc.’s office on The Continent.

Agent I currently holds a double BA in “Eastern European Linguistics” and “Middle Eastern Linguistics,” as well as a Masters in “Russian History” from Oxford University.

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