It's come quite clear to us that you'll be needing this survival tip sooner than originally anticipated because humans are incredibly dense. According to this article (which was brought to our attention by a Mako Services, Inc. devoted follower), the brainiacs at NASA invented a humanoid robot they've "cleverly" dubbed "Robonaut" that will be sent into space. Apparently Robonaut even has a Twitter account, which made us throw up a little in our mouths. It might be fun and games now, but just wait until a robot speaking in broken English and looks like Arnold Scwarzenegger arrives at your front door asking questions about Sarah Connor. Be as accommodating as possible, but it won't really matter. That conversation is going to end with a bullet in your head.
Awesome job, NASA. The destruction of the human race is just around the corner. Keep up the good work.
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